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The Fabulous Freakish Quotes of The Foos & Gang.






(ButterFly) wtf is she eating??!! a dead carcas?!



(stargirl) DIRTY DANCING WUZ ON!???????
(Ciz) lol i was gonna say da SAME thing..cep with no capital i's lolol



* MJ_Dancer looks at Pat's crotch

attention everybody: "MJ_Dancer" recently expressed his view on this particular quote--
(MJ_Dancer) I would appreciate it if you remove that remark, please
so, yeah yeah, i'll take it off...but only after everybody is allowed sufficient time to laugh at it. tee hee!



*** butterfly changes topic to "(KewiJac) no, like after I turned human dammit"



(butterfly) ahhhhhhhhhhhhjac you just had to be sitting here reading you slowly put each little bird detail on da screen.....and like you seemed so serious.....haha and the whole time it was like.......you are a bird



* KewiJac flys up in Snad's face and threatens to shit on her face if she even goes NEAR the door



(Snad) I CAN NOT FRIGGEN STAND THE WAY WHITNEY HOUSTONS LIPS QUIVER WHEN SHE SINGS! ARGHNESS!!!!!!!
(butterfly) me too!
(butterfly) and monica!
(butterfly) QUIVER QUIVER
(butterfly) SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL!
(KewiJac) lol... u said quiver
(Snad) and she gets all sweaty in LIKE.000002 secs too whenever she sings!!!!



* KewiJac refuses to kiss ass cept fot MJs



(sandy) Im in Peru
(TigerLily) peru
(TigerLily) that word makes me think of a bean
(TigerLily) cos it looks like pinto semisorta
(TigerLily) pinto/peru
(TigerLily) lol theyre both short and p words
(TigerLily) so like...
(TigerLily) makes me think of a bean



(Ciz) WTF is mutuer enght?!!?!?



(TigerLily) i remember my plastic portable pink tape player broke in the 80s
(TigerLily) and em and i got dad to fix it
(TigerLily) and my tape was in it
(TigerLily) and i had taped i want your sex off the radio
(TigerLily) and dad tested the tape player to see if he fixed it
(TigerLily) and i want your sex came blaring on and em and i started laughing
(Ciz) (TigerLily) i want your sex
(Ciz) but i tink dats da first time i heard u say "sex" :P
(Ciz) lolol dats deff a foo moment haha
* TigerLily shouts, defamation defamation
(TigerLily) slander slander!



(Amalthea) sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Amalthea) sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Amalthea) sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(Ciz) lol ummmmmmm
(Ciz) MAND SED SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololol



(Manifest) sex cums in a variety of flavors... no 2 taste da same
(jalopytar) well if sex comes in 256 colours im' all for it



Chat with stargirl
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-stargirl- wtf is a sleak!
DCC Chat connection established



(TigerLily) ugh you selfish arrogant fool pat



(Manifest) me just helped 3T's U.S. sales... watch out hot 100, i got amanda on my side



(TigerLily) lol i had another dream about my english teacher from 8th grade
(Manifest) LOL! AMANDA DREAMS ABOUT HER TEACHERS!!!



* stargirl shoves a wooden spoon up pats ass an den removes it cuz he wuz gettin to much pleasure outta it
(JJsNasty1) PUT IT BACK IN!!!
(JJsNasty1) PUT IT BACK IN!!!



* TigerLily plans to get wet
(JJsNasty1) ill make you wet Amanda
(stargirl) * TigerLily plans to get wet
(stargirl) lolololol
(stargirl) NEVAH say dat in front of Pat!!!



(JLover) Here's another morph:
(JLover) A Man, The bean.... A man the bean.....a man da bean.....aman daBean....AmandaBean!!



*** TigerLily changes topic to "get these smelly boys out of here its time for the girls to talk about flowers and stuffed animals and pretty pink things"
*** JJsNasty1 changes topic to "get these smelly boys out of here its time for the girls to talk about flowers and stuffed animals and pretty pink things (pat would like to join da girlz)"



(TigerLily) the ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah
(TigerLily) the ants go marching two by two hurrah hurahh!
(TigerLily) the ants go peeing 3 by 3 a foo came up and peed on his knee the ants go marching 3 bye 3



(`mouse) I have a loan and my own checking account and I know the car I am getting
(ButterFly) wow cool
(ButterFly) get a powerwheels



(ButterFly) * Ciz still dunno who cant mail da club nemore..lolol rt
(ButterFly) (Ciz) hahah mand rt
(ButterFly) (Ciz) lolol rt
(ButterFly) damn siz lay off da random thoughts



** ButterFly changes topic to "(Ciz) WTF is mutuer enght?!!?!?"
(ButterFly) maybe its the name of his pet dog
(ButterFly) come here mutuer enght
(ButterFly) good boy mutuer enght
(ButterFly) sit mutuer enght
(ButterFly) roll over mutuer enght
(ButterFly) lol i sound like a girl scout
* ButterFly earns a foo patch
(Ciz) (ButterFly) lol id ditn know wtf it meant either till a few days ago rt
*** ButterFly changes topic to "(Ciz) lolol me and mutuer enght are gettin it on rt"



*** Dolemite (wipemybutt@pm1-33.i1.net) has joined #mjfans
(ButterFly) lol hi dole
(ButterFly) DOLE
(ButterFly) are you a banana?
(Dolemite) MJ = GAY
(ButterFly) or some sliced pineapple perhaps?
(ButterFly) ohhh...
(ButterFly) youre an asshole
(ButterFly) come and talk to the amazing talking asshole!!
(ButterFly) dole the talking asshole
(ButterFly) he talks!
(ButterFly) he laughs!
(ButterFly) he cries for a diaper!
(ButterFly) buy your talking asshole dole doll today
(ButterFly) accessories not included













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