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The Fabulous Freakish Quotes of The Foos & Gang.






(ButtrPixi)(Keyyooo) Ugh I haven't laffed dis hard in a long time! ROTFLOL!!
(ButtrPixi) ummm....YES U HAVE



(ButtrPixi) lol guess what!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ButtrPixi) TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY Life!!
(ButtrPixi) because of 3 things:
(ButtrPixi) 1.at work i was watering begonias and then i freaked out cos i noticed these eyes lookin at me...it turned out to be a baby bird and it was like 2 inches away from me sittin in a plant
(ButtrPixi) so it like STAYED there
(ButtrPixi) and i pet it!!!!!
(ButtrPixi) and then
(ButtrPixi) will you be there came on the radio at work!!
(ButtrPixi) and then on the way home,
(ButtrPixi) i saw a clown driving a car!!!!



(Keyyooo) I can imagine Michael having just gotten up one early morning, just wearing some boxer shorts, and nothin' else (too tired to get dressed I would say) and takin' a guitar (acoustic) an' playing it, and singing SIM... :)
(Keyyooo) Then I picture Debbie waking up to the music...
(Keyyooo) and going to Michael to listen :)
(ButtrPixi) key stoppit!
(ButtrPixi) it is a sad song!!!
(ButtrPixi) lolol why bring boxers into it?!
(Keyyooo) Well it ain't a sexy image..
(Keyyooo) really a NEUTRAL one actually.
(Keyyooo) and it's like from da back I see him..



(ButtrPixi) *** Keyyooo is now known as prplpixi
(ButtrPixi) hehe poor key
(skiz) do u know wut her irklife would be like if she ignore wut everyone sed like she wants u to do with her??? lol it would be shit!!!! lolol



(tigerlily) theres no such thing as a loser
(]-[omer) (tigerlily) theres no such thing as a multiple orgasm
(DonPeyote) you guys are so funny
(]-[omer) (DonPeyote) you guys are so funny i must publish web sites on you all
(tigerlily) (]-[omer) (DonPeyote) you guys are so funny i must publish web sites on you all and a special pornographic site especially for neil
(]-[omer) haha go amanda :P
(]-[omer) amamda's got spunk :P



(tigerlily) this place is dead
* tigerlily takes off her clothes
(]-[omer) ack put them back on
* Marky2097 takes his clothes off too
(Marky2097) why are we doing this exactly?
(tigerlily) because
(tigerlily) youre on candid camera
(tigerlily) say cheese
(Marky2097) cheese
(Marky2097) :)
(Marky2097) make sure you capture my good side
* tigerlily looks desperately for any side that can be considered good
(Simon-) (Marky2097) make sure you capture my backside
* tigerlily puts the camera away in disappointment
(tigerlily) :P



(MJ_Dancer) Hey, Andy *do* have a cute voice!



(Snad) 11.88?????????????? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Only 11.88 for a naked Michael



(TigerLily) it would be in da papers and stuff!
(TigerLily) like all of a sudden
(TigerLily) mjs albums just like freaked out in record stores and got demselves bought!



(Ciz) lol i neva thought id see da day when angels would be creating hell



(Ciz) *REMiNDER* tomorrow is NEKED MJ DAY so be sure to have loads of popcorn, cotton candy, blow pops, party hats and balloons, pixi sticks, sour punches (those rule lol) coke, dr pepper, and mountain dew on hand for this historic event.



(Ciz) do u realize how many capital i's u used?!?!?!?!?!



(Marlon) how can u go to bed when J5mania is back in full effect?!?!!?!?



(Ciz) ITS NOT FAIR IF U GET TO CELEBRATE NEKED MJ DAY B4 ME DOE..lol i wanna celebrate it while yall asses r at schoo :P



(Ciz) sometimes..u say something u think is just hilarious den u wait and wait for someone to LOL and like no one duz so u start to think..hmm maybe they didnt see it..hmm maybe it wasnt as funny as i thought it wuz..hmm maybe im lagged..lol and den ur like hmm maybe i should repeat it cuz dammit it was funny!!!! lolol den finally someone LOL's to u den u let out a sigh of relief..lolololol rr or t..lol random sumthin!



(Ghislaine) I wouldn't do you if you were the last human on earth Pat



(Amdana) Hi PATRiCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Manifest) hi



(Ciz) lol im tellin u!!!!! yana coulda dun without the closeup of lms ass



(TigerLily) it sound like hes sayin
(TigerLily) god is taking demerol
(TigerLily) i can see the tabloids now
(TigerLily) Jacko Puts God on Demerol to Complete Mission of Messiah Complex



(amdana) i have the original ghosts wav
(amdana) but like
(amdana) my comp speakers are broken!
(amdana) so im stuck wtih this toned down version
(amdana) they totally quieted the music part
(amdana) and took out the like.....jerky thumpy strong sounds
(amdana) and make it all freakin sprinkly
(amdana) its like it was a thunderstorm
(amdana) and now its a damn sprinkler



(MJfan) like..another inch down in YANA..and we woulda seen his big boy.
(Keyyooo) Lau: TROO!! but I don't got da video thing yet..
(amdana) i was wondering why you wrent freakin key
(amdana) i mean....for you, mj minus his navy blue boxer shorts yana fantasy outfit must like...make you repeat and smile and rotfl even MORE



*** Now talking in #mjfans
(amdana) grrr
(stargirl) GO AWAY MOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(SunDance) key the fact that i have botd too
(SunDance) lol
(SunDance) twas randomness
(Keyyooo) Ohh yeah that?
(Keyyooo) cool!!
(Keyyooo) I'm gettin' there, aren't I? :)



*** tigerlily changes topic to "woah..HIStorical moment here!--amanda is eating dinner!...and its not out of a box!"
(Ciz) LOL mand
(Ciz) foo moment!!! lol



(Keyyooo) I agree 50\50 ya know?
(tigerlily) (Keyyooo) I agree 50\50 ya know?<----ROTFL Key!! :) What about 51/49 ?! :) LOL!!



(tigerlily) YO...nut....wtf are you a nut?!



* tigerlily found a half-chewed walnut and a canadian dime today!!!!! is that a foo moment?!



(TigerLily) hump around
(TigerLily) ahhh!
(TigerLily) i mean Jump around
(Ciz) HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
(Ciz) LOLOL!!!!!!
(TigerLily) lol oops the keys are right next to eachother
* Ciz opes her foo quote file lol



(Keyyooo) I can imagine MJ jumping up and down w\ his guitar, and really playing on it! LOL!! :)
(Ciz) (Keyyooo) I can imagine MJ jumping up and down w\ his guitar, and really playing on it! LOL!! :)
(Ciz) WTH? WTF? lol
* Ciz shakes her head lolol
(Keyyooo) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(Keyyooo) You know; how some ppl do?? LOL! :)
(TigerLily) lol key i dont think you got siz's vision in that
(TigerLily) lol or maybe its just me
(TigerLily) who was thinking something else
(Keyyooo) HAHAHAHAHAH!!
(Keyyooo) Then what's Ciz' vision? LOL :)
(Ciz) HAHAHAH MAND!! LOL
(TigerLily) lol
* Ciz tinks its freaky how mand can read her mind lolol
(TigerLily) siz can assplain
(TigerLily) haha
(Ciz) im not good at explaining things to the foolychallenged
(TigerLily) lol like....try to morph dat guitar into something a bit more...natural
(TigerLily) like...anatomically attatched
(TigerLily) lolol
(Ciz) lolol "really playing on it" hahahah!!!!!!!
(Keyyooo) MJ jumping UP and DOWN with his guitar, seriously jamming on it, and going crazy... LOL! :)
(Keyyooo) :)
(TigerLily) SERIOUSLY JAMMING ON It!!!
(Ciz) HAHAHAHAH!!!! LOL MAND!!!
(Ciz) *hypervenilating*
(Keyyooo) You think maybe.. instead of a guitar.. a woman instead?
(Keyyooo) LOL!
(Keyyooo) can he play a woman?
(Keyyooo) ROTFLOL!!
(Ciz) uuhhhhhh
(Keyyooo) he plays flute?



(stargirl) dammit i cunt find da fuckin sissors to cut my gigantic pixi stick open



(Keyyooo) If you don't get this: "If he presses in the right places, he can make music on a woman. ;) LOL!!!" then you prolly don't know wth an ORGASM is. woot



(Ciz) [stargirl ERRMSG reply]: ORGASM Unknown Command!



(stargirl) the day key knows more about sex than me or ciz iz like da day i become so incompetant dat michael iz impotent



[Ciz ORGASM]
*magic
[Ciz AND_YES_I_DO_KNOW_WHAT_AN_ORGASM_IS_LOL]
-> [ciz] KEYYOOO_OBVIOUSLY_DOESNT
-> [ciz] COS_SHE_AINT_A_FOO!
*magic



[stargirl fart]
*magic
[sandoz FOOFART reply]: ERRMSG :unknown query
*magic
[Ciz LOL!!!!!!!]
*magic



[Ciz LOL] god keys so spaced...ugh..lolololol
*magic



[soren FOODEAD]
*magic



[Keyyooo ORGANISM!!] :)
*magic



[DaBadBoy FUCK] me.. NOW
*magic
[Keyyooo ORGANISM!!] :)
*magic



(KewiJac) AH like earlier
(KewiJac) i sneezed
(KewiJac) an i wuz eatin a pretzel
(KewiJac) an it went ALL ovah the monitor!!!



(smee) gee..ciz wasn't lying when she said that pat doesn't just piss when he goes to the bathroom



(tiGeRliLy) To: "unicorn baby"
(tiGeRliLy) From: "Donald C. Haight"
(tiGeRliLy) Subject: Re: WTF is a gladon?? :P
(tiGeRliLy) Date: Tue, 1 Apr 1997 10:09:11 -0600



*** MJ_Dancer has quit IRC (Gotto do dancing, dancing, dancing!!)
(smee) he can't really dance can he?



(tiGeRliLy) hairy sniffle-nosed whiskers flying rat tat tat rat lands grown up lands the people who grew up
(tiGeRliLy) in a mirror gently reflecting is the ghost of my inventing



(MsMittens) Pat: you disgusting fool.. =).. dont ever change...



(tiGeRliLy) and if you wanna be, a celtic oddesey
(tiGeRliLy) ill eat a desk before the trials



* Manifest is naked... rt
* MJfan takes a step closer to patrick



(Ciz) lol i did NOT..im a fucking golden child dammit..fuck u pat .. u perv
(tiGeRliLy) (Ciz) lol i did NOT..im a fucking golden child dammit..fuck u pat .. u perv
(stargirl) llololol fuck fuck fuck "im a golden child" dammit fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
(tiGeRliLy) (Ciz) lol i did NOT..im a FUCKiNG golden child DAMMiT..FUCK u pat .. u PERV



(MJfan) i wonder if they were holding a sign at the airport that sed "Mijac"



(Ciz) lol yeah nut..lol nut lol nut lolol NUT



(stargirl) lolol tripple nipple like krusty da clown



(tiGeRliLy) LOLOL...........
(tiGeRliLy) snad...
(tiGeRliLy) be Glen-Snad
(tiGeRliLy) lolol
(tiGeRliLy) say it fast
(tiGeRliLy) glen's nad
(tiGeRliLy) lolol Glen-Snad
(stargirl) HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ciz) LOL
(stargirl) LOLOLOLL MAND!!!!!!!!
(Ciz) LOFL!!!!!!!
* stargirl didnt think Mand wuz capable of thinkin uv sumthin like dat
(stargirl) lolololol mand
(tiGeRliLy) haha!!
* stargirl gives mad props to mand fo dat
(tiGeRliLy) haha
(Ciz) HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
(Ciz) for once she was nasty quicker den moi or jac..






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