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The Fabulous Freakish Quotes of The Foos & Gang.





(i'd like to take this opportunity to issue a warning to the viewers of these quotes...these are the quotes where people started getting a tad bit, um, perverted...so readers with innocent eyes..sheild them carefully and proceed with utmost caution...thank you, you have now been forewarned.)


(tiGeRliLy) we gotta have a major foo reunion someday
(tiGeRliLy) calling all foos...from near and far......gather round for some golly fun 'har har har'
(MJfan) reunion? how bout a union?



(Manifest) Snad-Glen on #mjfans #gerbilsuptheass #gaysex #lesbian



* Manifest wants to know how/why Glen knows so much up sticking gerbils up the arse



(DooDoo) I vanna tinkle..I vanna tinkle...Has anybody seen..I vanna tinkle? nyuck nyuck..



* stargirl laffs her bloody arse off
(Ciz) lol why is your ass bloody?
(DooDoo) hahaha! Cuz...she laffed it off!



[stargirl BLOOD] iz on da overalls



(Keyyooo) Morphine just kicks ARSE!! (dat's ASS, y'all.) :)



(Rob-MJNI) Pat, I do wish you'd decide whether you were cumming or going lol
(Rob-MJNI) shall i kick the old you?
(Manifest) no
(Manifest) dont kick either of us
(Rob-MJNI) it would give me such pleasure though.
(Manifest2) we're both sexy
(Rob-MJNI) lol
(Rob-MJNI) yes, we know that.
(Rob-MJNI) oh sex god.
(Manifest2) kick Manifest and you die
(tigerlily) lol rob and pat maybe i should leave you guys alone?
(Rob-MJNI) Yeah right.
(Manifest2) amanda: please dont go!!
(Rob-MJNI) Amanda - you know I have arms... I mean eyes only for you



* Rob-MJNI might have to like turn all those women away and find comfort with the beast... I mean... Manifest.



* Manifest fell off the couch today... trying to lick his balls like a dog
(Rob-MJNI) * Manifest fell off the couch today<<<<< that's funny anyway, even without the balls.



(tigerlily) robs falling in love with pat the sexual beast, pat is being his normal nastyfoo self



(Rob-MJNI) i wanted to be disgusted!
(Rob-MJNI) Just as I 'm about to leave, and I get to miss Pat shit himself.



(tigerlily) wtf is word salad?
(tigerlily) i thought i made it up
(Rob-MJNI) wtf is word salad?<<< lol
(Rob-MJNI) ) i thought i made it up <<<, ROTFl
(Rob-MJNI) I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
(tigerlily) lol whys that funny
(Rob-MJNI) I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES,
(tigerlily) shut up rob !
(Rob-MJNI) ]IT WAS JUST SO CUTE.
(tigerlily) duckie
(Rob-MJNI) stop it, it hurts.



(Amdana) my first boyfriend was in kindergarten and we would pull eachothers pants down underneath the cut&paste table lolol
(Ciz) LOL MAND!!! HAHAH U FREAK lol



*** Amdana is now known as ButtPix
*** Ciz is now known as pixbutt
* buttpix pixbutt
(buttpix) haha thats a palindrome!!!!!!!
(pixbutt)
(buttpix)



*** buttpix changes topic to "come on in and pick some butt...or take pix of butt...whatever tickles your fancy"



(pixbutt) lolol u have been greeted by the butt twins..dont u feel special? lol



(pixbutt) WTF DO U AND JAC HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH SHIT??!?!?



(buttpix) LOl a piece of food just fell out of my mouth cos you guys are making me flunking lol for real lol



(buttpix) (JLover) LOL Ass probs..I am poop impaireed lol and spelling impaired as well, apparently



*** JLover is now known as Khalid
(Khalid) waut ere yoo tulkign auiot?
(Khalid) or as he would say... OLL!



(Ciz) U GOIN TOO FAR MOTHER FUCKER..lol fooz rnt supposed to like..fuck each other
(HuggyBear) why not? ;)
(amdana) The Foo Comandments
(Ciz) lol..no ..lol but she my foo so der4 shes unfuckable in my eyes
(amdana) **Thou shalt not fuck thy fellow foos



Manifest is ScReAM@SLIP31.pwshift.com * patriCK
Manifest on @#gerbilsuptheass @#analkingdom @#sexwithglen @#3Tfans @#JaNet @#mjfans
Manifest using Dallas.Tx.US.Undernet.org Dallas Metroplex IRC Client Server
Manifest has been idle 7 seconds, signed on Fri May 23 15:10:59
End of /WHOIS list.



(stargirl) god u guys this channel is nuthin but a fuck fest no mo.. wtf
(Rob-MJNI) WHAT WOULD MICHAEL SAY??!!!!
(Rob-MJNI) he'd join in of course!



(Rob-MJNI) (TigerLily) damn you pat stop rubbing off on me!!!!! <<<< LOL



(Ciz) THERE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A NATIONAL ENQUIRER SYNDICATED TV SHOW..lol what is this world coming to
(TigerLily) ew gross the day that happens is the day i pack up everything and move to some remote jungle to be one with the rainbows(=



* TigerLily sucks thumby



* Rob-MJNI pretends to understand.



(Rob-MJNI) i used to haha

(this is a classic quote!)




(Rob-MJNI) and you wanted me to email you... like EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF THE DAY!!



(TigerLily) so where are you going to college?
(divi) LMU
(TigerLily) Lisa Marie University!!!! AHHH JADE YOU WOULDNT!!



(TigerLily) hahaha did someone say hawaii wasnt part of the usa??
* TigerLily backs away from jade..this could get nasty



TigerLily is lullabye@chl-nj4-13.ix.netcom.com * i am the gleeful lunatic!
TigerLily on #mjfans
TigerLily using Dallas.Tx.US.Undernet.org Dallas Metroplex IRC Client Server
TigerLily is away: watching the last unicorn and um..resting my weary feet..god i sound like a moof..mooferol,mooferol,oh god shes taking mooferol.msg me if you want me really bad
TigerLily has been idle 4mins 5secs, signed on Sat May 24 16:28:24
End of /WHOIS list.



(Ciz) SS got me thru my dad today lol rt
(TigerLily)(Ciz) Sex got me thru my dad today lol rt



* aionytwee and aionyfoom are 2 diff ppl......but 1 smeeg



(Ciz) (Keyyooo) and once.. I slept in my mom's bed (cuz my bed can get COLD sometimes) and you know what I woke up to?
(Ciz) (Keyyooo) rhythmic bumping, and I opened my eye and saw my dad moving UP and DOWN on toppa my mom, and immediately shut me eye again..
(Ciz) (Keyyooo) don't wanna hear about my experience of waking up in my parents bed to them havin' sex?
* Ciz answers on behalf of everyone...HELL NO!!!!!!
(Keyyooo) Those times I caught me parents weren't traumatizing but I sho' aint proud of it!! LOL!!
(aionytwee) id be traumatised
(aionytwee) especially if I WAS IN THE SAME FARKING BED
(Keyyooo) Well dat's you, Mand... LOL!!
(Keyyooo) We's all diff, ya know.. ;) LOL!!
(aionytwee) AND ABOUT THE REST OF THE WORLDS POPULATION MINUS A KEYYOOO
(Keyyooo) things don't traumatize me that easily.
(Keyyooo) would suddenly choking on a piece of meat traumatize you?
(aionytwee) (Keyyooo) would suddenly choking on a piece of meat traumatize you?
(Keyyooo) but I did have slight probs swallowing for a few hours.
(aionytwee) WTF DOES CHOKING ON MEAT HAVE TO DO WITH WAKING UP IN BED AND HAVING YOUR PARENTS BE HAVING SEX????????



*** Keyyooo has quit IRC (WOOT!!! WAHOOEY!!! I am sooooo crazy, foos! :))
* Ciz exhales..shoop shoop
* Ciz throws a huge ass keysgone partaytay



(Rob-MJNI) Guys I am going to give you the time of your lives!!!!



(Rob-MJNI) a little hard Amanda.
(Rob-MJNI) it's hard it's hard
(Rob-MJNI) YOU CAN'T PUT THAT IN THE QUOTE FILE!!






yeah,yeah,yeah...you should know what to do by now..if not... then you arent a foo and dont deserve to be reading these..just kidding(=




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