irk quotes page 6ix.





The Fabulous Freakish Quotes of The Foos & Gang.






(stargirl) i got him from mcdonalds



(dandelion) what sound does cock love make?



(stargirl) u sound like a bloody english throughbred riding snob



(Rob-MJNI) i love the way pat just springs to attention like that!



(dandelion) rob in england can we dress you up like michael jackson with makeup and stuff?
(Rob-MJNI) Ok No.1 my hair is the wrong length and colout. No. 2 I don't have Michael jackson clothes. No.3 Um, god, there must be a better reason not to do this.



(stargirl) lol ive got a woody



(CandyFlos) lol rob it doesnt fit



* dandelion recommends that rob tie a sheet around his neck like a cape and go flying into his shower partners room and insist he is superman
(Rob-MJNI) but i am robin so shouldnt it be batman
(dandelion) rod do it!!!!
*** Rob-MJNI is now known as Rod
(Rod) I do that every night anyway



(Rob-MJNI) Don't call her tig, it ain't big
(MJfan) STOP WIT DA TIG BIG SHIT



(Rob-MJNI) show me some more
(Rob-MJNI) more key quotes
(Rob-MJNI) then do some pat quotes then some me quotes.
(TigerLily) umok rob jus tplan out the whole quote agenda why dont you
(Rob-MJNI) (TigerLily) umok rob jus tplan out the whole quote agenda why dont you <<<---lol
* TigerLily appoints rob AgendaFoo lol
*** Rob-MJNI is now known as AgendaFoo
(AgendaFoo) Can a bloke be a foo?



(BabyFoo) ******SILENCE*********
*** stargirl is now known as QueenFoo
*** Manifest is now known as NastyFoo
*** MJfan is now known as Foolino
*** TigerLily is now known as BabyFoo
*** Rob-MJNI is now known as AgendaFoo
* BabyFoo .
* Foolino *
* QueenFoo
* AgendaFoo .
* Keyyooo screams "I'm not a troo foo?!?"
* Keyyooo screams "I'm not a troo foo?!?"



*** Ciz changes topic to "We have successfully converted mand to a nastyfoo =)"
(TigerLily) im not a perv, im just a reincarnation of all your nastiness



* JLover fuks a chipwich



(MJfan) smells like kurt loder



(Manifest) I Can't keep it up!



(Ciz) mand luvs her logs lolol



(JLover) Dats an oxymoron..Normal Foo



(stargirl) wutz dat word dat like means...
(stargirl) no longer watching
(stargirl) o wait!
(stargirl) boycpott!
(stargirl) lol duh!
(stargirl) brb!



(MJfan) DO YOU GUYS REALIZE HOW AWESOME WE R????????????????????



*** buttpix is now known as asspix
*** pixbutt is now known as pixass
*** Ciz has quit IRC (if we try we can fly to a place in the song all we need is precious dreams and a friend we can trust)
(asspix) now im a lonely little ass



(Rob-MJNI) da bomb etc.



(Rob-MJNI) I have to shoot off in a min



(amdana) man
(amdana) thats long
(Francis) It sure is!



(Rob-MJNI) W changes topic to "The Michael Jackson IRC Fan
Club! (http://www.msmittens.com/)" <<<<---- there's one
for the quote book Amanda. Oooops.



(amdana) lolol nice greeting person i am
(amdana) *** TigerLily (ScReAM@SLIP12.pwshift.com) has joined #MJfans
(amdana) (amdana) fuck you pat!!!



(Rob-MJNI) ready and moist.



(MowDaLawn) i just went to sneeze and i sed woo-hah.. lol



(stargirl) im gonna go make a sundae for breakfast, brb!



(caroMJ) Lets talk about my seksdreams .....
(caroMJ) Idream every night about seks with Mike....
(amdana) ladies and gentlemen...
(amdana) we have another khalid



(Manifest) i have chicken nuggets and a nice pile of ketchup, and i cant decide if i should enforce the no double dip rule on myself

(this is one of my favourite quotes of all-time!)



(Rob-MJNI) you're not supposed to actually think about it...
you know, to get an image in your head.
(Rob-MJNI) you're supposed to DO it! (g) sorry.
(stargirl) lol Rob!!! hahaha i should save that for Mand!
(chldhart) do what ... blow a goat
(chldhart) how would you do that???
(stargirl) o mi god wheres mand!?



(Robness) (Rob-MJNI) (SUNSH|NE) Hey
(Robness) (Rob-MJNI) (SUNSH|NE) Whats going on?
(Robness) (Rob-MJNI) (SUNSH|NE) is this fun?
(Robness) *** SUNSH|NE has quit IRC (Leaving)
(Robness) (Rob-MJNI) oh we need amanda.
(Robness) (Rob-MJNI) she would put that in a quote.
(Robness) ok so it wasn't funny.
(Robness) shit. i just haven't got the nack.



(JLover) How could somebody not like Lil' ol' u!?
(amdana) oh dear
(amdana) "lil' ol' u"
(amdana) whats with the ' marks!!
(amdana) youre gettin like key!!!
(amdana) lolol
(amdana) po'
(amdana) mo'
(amdana) fo'
(amdana) somethin'
(JLover) LOL!
(JLover) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(JLover) HAHA!!!
(JLover) SAVE ME SAVE ME!!!
(JLover) LOL!
(amdana) HAHA
(amdana) youre doomed forever!!!!!!!
(amdana) nothing can be done!!
(amdana) the damage is done!!
(JLover) NOOO!!!!
(JLover) I can deal wif Fooism...NOT KEYISHNESS!!!!!



*** amdana changes topic to "michael jackson. he's a best selling author. bet ya didnt know that huh?"



(JLover) How couldthst thine lag forsaken me? Thou hath not venturen upon yonder servers?



(SmthCrml) damn I am soooo hot....I need to turn on JAC!!!!

(i changed that quote around a little..it was originally "turn on the AC"...lol)



(Peach) im rubber, youre foo, everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you



(Manifest) lolol, i wanna braid my ass hairs... datd rock



Key-away is away: eating tacos, buds. :)



(Jover) Save the planet, Plant a twee



(stargirl) jack b nimble
(stargirl) jack b quick
(stargirl) jack jump ovah the candlestick
(kori1) jack suck on da hairy dick



(Rob-MJNI) Flood myself? No, I use the toilet.



(Jermaine) Tito pulls out a Hershey bar



(Ciz) I NEED TO GET SOMEONE TO TAKE MY ASS TO CIRCUT CITY!!!!!!



(Rob-MJNI) You're a MAN?
(Rob-MJNI) I thought you was a woman?!!!!
(Rob-MJNI) THAT'S WHY I SAID IF YOU CALL YOURSELF BRAD PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE A MAN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(this is also another one of my favourite quotes of all time)



(Rob-MJNI) I mean a woman.
(StrawBeri) (Rob-MJNI) I need a woman.
(Rob-MJNI) AMANDA!!!
(Rob-MJNI) WE SAID WE WOULDN'T DO THAT!!
(Rob-MJNI) COS THAT SPOILS IT!!
(StrawBeri) ROBiN!!!!!
(Rob-MJNI) I NEVER SAID THAT!!!!!!
(StrawBeri) BUT i DiD iT ANYWAY!!!



(Rob-MJNI) (Francis) Just checking you're male!
(Rob-MJNI) (Rob-MJNI) lol
(Rob-MJNI) (Rob-MJNI) Yes, I have one of those.
(Rob-MJNI) (Francis) good
* chldhart have a evil thought
(chldhart) let's check and make sure



(Manifest) if a grasshopper was large enuff id mount one



* chldhart evilbunny thought: anyone got a straw????
(chldhart) well ... in the video ... he's in water ...
(chldhart) we could suck out the water



(Manifest) a rob is an ancient beast often associated with the haunting code MJNI.. nobody knows wut MJNI stands for



*** Your nick is now RobDaBlob
*magic
*** You were kicked from #mjfans by Rob-MJNI (and i thought you loved me.)
*magic



(amdana) (Rob-MJNI) Is this channel cool? do things happen?!
(Rob-MJNI) MADONNA IS TOOOOOO COOL
(amdana) lolol rob act a little more uncool will you
(amdana) you arent trying hard enough



(Rob-MJNI) I am *not* a blob!
* Rob-MJNI IS NOT AT ALL BLOB-LIKE. HE IS A TRIM YOUNG MAN

(this is another classic quote)



(Rob-MJNI) we're british ok! we only just got electricity.



(Rob-MJNI) (amdana) whats it like?
(Rob-MJNI) (amdana) like...is it huge?



(tarleton) how come ppl pronounce pizza peteza..i'm just assume say pizza..the way you spell it
(tarleton) aahah
(amdana) piz
(amdana) za
(tarleton) pizz..moment later..ahh
(tarleton) like i gotta pizz...done...ahhh
(amdana) pizzzzzzzzzzzz
(amdana) ahhhhhh
(amdana) now when i pee ill think of you



(BIGTong) MY ASS TINGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(googly) WHERES MY UNCLE CASHEW
(moogly) WHERE'S MY UNCLE ALVACADO
(googly) WHERES MY AUNTIE PEANUT



(googly) I THINK I HAVE SKIN ON ME!!!!!!!!
(googly) AHHHHHH
(googly) GET IT OFF !!!
(googly) GET IT OFF!!!!!!!



* googly PEES AND THINKS OF TARL
(googly) PIZZZZZZZZZZ
(googly) IZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(BIGTong) THE COMPUTERS LOOKING AT ME!!!
(googly) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(googly) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(googly) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(googly) WILL IT EVER END
(googly) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(googly) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(googly) AHH...NO ...WAIT.......IZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(googly) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........ZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZ.......ZZZZ....ZZ...............Z..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(googly) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(googly) WERE ALL OUT OF TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(moogly) WHO'S QUOTING THIS? THAT'D BE FUNNY IF WE GAVE IT TO MSM FOR A BIRTHDAY PRESENT..SHE OPEN IT UP..AND INSANITY POP OUT



(Manifest) i dont like the feel of teeth on my penis, sorry amanda



(lilpunkin) wut?!?! why u pissed?? wut happened?!?!?
(lilpunkin) WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOD DAMNED QUOTES?!!?!?








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