(lilpunkin)
lol lau...i just got a msg from pat bout u .. LOLOLOL (MJfan) wut did it
say?????? (lilpunkin) "Laura is good at cybersex! and she's bi! go after
her!" (MJfan) i am not! (dandelion) are not whicH? (dandelion) bi or
good at it? (MJfan) haha... bi
(dandelion)
snads at the hospital (dandelion) glen got a gerbil stuck in his
ass (dandelion) she had to take him in for emergency surgery
(Rob-MJNI)
Please do it Amanda.
***
Amdan changes topic to "michael jackson. professional finger snapper and
best-selling author."
(Manifest)
Key, im testing something, can you leave and come rite back? (Keyyooo)
hahahah sure *** Keyyooo (WOOT@user-37kb5q5.dialup.mindspring.com) has left
#mjfans *** Manifest sets mode: +i
(stargirl)
Andy! growing up IS the end of the world!
(JLover)
heh (JLover) poop
(Andy-)
You know in disney, theres so many places you can hide and no one would find
you. you could literraly live there
(stargirl)
lol on my first day of schoo im gonna spray my hair florecent orange wear my
hippy jeans an have a braid wit rainbow ribbon braided into it like today an my
bright kick ass shoes an mulitcoloured socks (JLover) On my first day of skoo
I'm gonna poop
(stargirl)
one time i went on a seesaw wit my really really fat next door neighbor and i
flew off into the air and chipped my tooth... ive been afraid of see-saws and
fat people ever since
(Andy_)
What kind of princess would you make if you turn into nasty dragons and ask
people to kill you? ;)
#mjfans
MICHAEL JACKSON's channel. Come on in, the water's lovely. Wear some
wings. #mjfans topic set by Rob-MJNI on Wed May 28 14:44:08
(Rob-MJNI)
can someone op my butt?
(MJfan)
if i knew.. i woulda got her a drawing of michael in manhattan (MJfan) i
mean.. not that hes posing in manhattan (MJfan) i would have bought it
there
(Ciz)
woah..since when did pat become a human being? lol
(amanda-)
i wouldve remembered (Rob-MJNI) yes I remember.
(RobBremen)
stupid thing: why is carmina burana at the end of the tape??? like brace
yourself for the big black screen at the end?
(Keyyooo)
Can y'all imagine whipping out his willy, and shouting gleefully "Look
everybody, I have a penis!!" LOL!!! (Keyyooo) Damn I keep thinkin' about
mand's reaction to my thing with MJ whipping his willy out and shouting that he
has one as if he just got a puppy or something! ROTFLOL!!! (Keyyooo) MJ:
(looks down in his pants) *gasp!* Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh, someone come here!
Look, I got a penis! (displays it to everyone) (everyone applauds) (bows) (runs
off cheering) yay, I'm a man!
***
TigerLily changes topic to "ciz has identified a gerbilness up glens
arseness"
(Manifest)
Mand aint da bomb... she's too sensitive (Manifest) amanda, you are too
sensitive... and you refuse to grow up... your neverland peter pan shit is very
annoying
(DandyLion)
did you know he had 86 kids????? (MJfan) huh? (MJfan)
oh..pupils?
(stargirl)
hey smeeg iz dat u? (DandyLion) yeahness tis the great wonderful illuminating
enlightening talented beautiful amazing moi (DandyLion) hehehehehe not that
im like conceited or anything you know
(DandyLion)
i need some meaty substance
(DandyLion)
free monkeys smell better than caged zoo monkeys, surely?
(DandyLion)
(stargirl) BEFORE U HURT YOURSELF (DandyLion) * stargirl slaps
mand (DandyLion) * stargirl slaps mand again (DandyLion)
UMMM (stargirl) HAHA MAND!!!!!!! (DandyLion) WTF IS HURTING
ME?!?! (stargirl) lololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (stargirl)
HAHAH! (stargirl) hahahahah!!!!!!
(DandyLion)
i was thinking about selling my mj stuff (DandyLion) i dont listen to half
those remix singles anyway....i bought them during my whole
fan-gotta-have-every-mj-thing-alive-phase (stargirl) wutevah u
do... (stargirl) DONT SELL YER STAND UP!!!!!!!!!! (DandyLion) but mom got
it for me (DandyLion) id never sell that (DandyLion) id give it away
maybe (DandyLion) but never sell (stargirl) an like who else would bring
him down to open presents on christmas!? (stargirl) everyone else would just
kiss him or pretend to have sex wit him
(DandyLion)
because in nature (DandyLion) some of us DO HAVE TO DIE (stargirl) my god
they taste like grapes!
(this is a classic quote)
(DandyLion)
thats all i want (DandyLion) i dont want power (DandyLion) i dont want
money (DandyLion) i dont want material things (DandyLion) i could live in
a garbage dump with somebody who loved me and who i loved (DandyLion) and be
happy (stargirl) (except for maybe a michael cd) lol
(stargirl)
lol rt (stargirl) hey wtf is skiz anyway
(MJf-away)
WHY DOES HE LEAVE? (Dug) dig: it dont work.. he pretends that its just a
coincidence
(MandAway)
AHHHH WTF (MandAway) wtf is jackies phone disconnected (MandAway) i like
SERiOUSly need to get her on irk (marmalade) ahah (marmalade)
well (marmalade) hmm (marmalade) you can go outside and scream at the top
of your lungs and say i'm a foo i'm a foo..and for sure she'll hear you bc all
foos have rader hearing and eyesight and can see or hear foos in
distress (marmalade) scream "jac,jac, it's cyndi lauper in my living
room!" (marmalade) she'll come then
(marmalade)
mart: she's away contactin the spirit of jac with her wedgie board..ok
nm
(Tinamator)
Eat shit and die\
***
Ciz has quit IRC (excess fuck)
(amdana)
you arent trying hard enough
(parkbench)
i wanna see michael ride behind debbie on the back of her motorcycle
lololol
(MandAway)
(chldhart) do what ... blow a goat (MandAway) (chldhart) how would you do
that??? (MandAway) (chldhart) well ... i've figured it out
(Keyyooo)
Dat'd totally kick ass... it'd totally smockbeans! :) (Keyyooo) hahahah
:) (Keyyooo) mand would be laughing her head off if she saw dis! LOL :) *
Keyyooo likes being a fast typer. It smocks :) (Keyyooo) hahahahah *
Keyyooo suddenly shrieks.. AAAAH! I'm turning into Mand & Jac! LOL!! Ain't a
bad thing, tho :) (Keyyooo) Mand: I think I did a cooness job talking like
you :) hahahahah
(MandAway)
lolol his hand is mising (MandAway) we should put an advertisement for it on
a milk carton (MandAway) missing--- (MandAway) glen's hand (MandAway)
last seen with--- (MandAway) asshole (MandAway) missing
since-- (MandAway) prom picture
***
W changes topic to "mand is now officially insane..an all out foocott is
demanded"
(Rob-MJNI)
Ok, ok, so my cat's gay.
(TigerLily)
im huuuunnnnnnnnnngrrrrrryyyyyyy (TigerLily) aw (TigerLily) the g must
feel inferior (TigerLily) im hungggggggggggrrrrrrrrrryyyyy (TigerLily)
there
(amdan)
* Ciz wondaz if mj is really gonna tour da us in 98 (amdan) (MJfan) yeah dat
would suck
(Andy-)
I'm so freaking happy now i could piss my pants and still grab my crotch while
dancing to BAD
(Rob-MJNI)
The difference is that my innuendos come every now and then, not all the
time.
(comedora)
walkman,come in my legs!!
(StarBaby)
rob stop talking about your butt (Rob-MJNI) it doesn't even exist in the
uk... the word i mean, not my, um, butt.
(this is a classic quote!)
(Rob-MJNI)
no faffing around, let's get on with it.
(Rob-MJNI)
can we just get on with it so I can go to bed?
(TigerLily)
lol we are on david.bowie.prominent.dick.labyrinth.undernet.org
(amdan)
(Keyyooo) ooh-WHEE, oh my GOODNESS! :) (amdan) are you urinating?
(Keyyooo)
Ciz's bad as me! if not WORSE! LOL :)
(JLover)
Some ppl r like dat cuz they grew up in the 50s and 60s when all dat shit was
going on... I think as soon as they too old to eat solid food den da world will
be a bettah place =)
(TigerLily)
did you guys ever grate a carrot? (TigerLily) dont you find it fascinating
how the whole entity of vegetable becomes a shredded mass of anorexic carrot
slices?
(Ciz)
(MizZy) he is the one (Ciz) (MizZy) who fucking comes in the channel (Ciz)
(MizZy) trying to fucking like (Ciz) (MizZy) "seduce" lolol the female
population (Ciz) (MizZy) hes the retard who says things like "buttocks"
LOL (Ciz) (MizZy) wtf is a BUTTOCK..lolololol tick tock tick tock
(MJfan)
i like to torture insects
(Ciz)
lol normally my shit is brownish lol rt (Manifest) LOL!!!!!!!!!!! my shit is
always brown
(amdan)
from his nightly activities (]-[omer) nah i dunno, it just came to me
then (Lisa`) ok (]-[omer) from my daily activities amanda get it right you
brazen hussy
(Kath)
This is better than compuserve (Rob-MJNI) Amanda - put that in your quote
book - this is better than compuserve. (Rob-MJNI) It's like... wow, this is
even better than compuserve. (Rob-MJNI) oh hang on (Rob-MJNI) that's not
funny
(Rob-MJNI)
I change dmy mind. (TigerLily) you changed your mind? (Rob-MJNI) I changed
my mind,. (Rob-MJNI) Let's say it some more.
***
Francis changes topic to "Rob The Blob" *** Francis changes topic to
"ROCKIN'ROB THE SLOBBY BLOB"
(Slammie)
IS IT FREE??? (divi) YES FREE LIKE AIR
(Francis)
Seen Rob today? (Francis) Or is he too busy with his balls?
(DIVizAWAY)
send meatballs
(Mand-MJCC)
IM FUCKING HUNGRY AND IF I DONT GET FOOD IN ONE MINUTE IM GOING TO EAT ONE OF
YOU!!!!
***
W changes topic to "HTTP://MJJ.HOME.ML.ORG . . GO THERE OR DIE!"
(MJfan)
my mom was a mommy.
(MJfan)
children kick ass
(SmthCrml)
worms...I hate worms..worms drive me crzy..crazy..I was once crazy..they put me
in a rubber room.I died there..and they buried me with worms..worms??..I hate
worms..worms drive me crazy...
(divi)
.. this MJ shirt i'm wearing is REALLY hot (divi) i'm gonna rip
it
(Snad)
okay then..like..16 yr old girl boob length
(Ciz)
lol if u mess wit my ass u messin wit both our asses
(Rob-MJNI)
Amanda - what? Why would oral sex be a reference to me?
(Rob_MJNI)
mjni lol... my name's rob, not mjni :-)
(Rob-MJNI)
I left to join your frigging non-existent fuck server.
(Rob-MJNI)
(Doo2) 1- Rob has to pick me up from da airport. (Rob-MJNI) (Doo2) 2- da
stuartess chicky has to walk me to Rob's loving arms. (Rob-MJNI) 1)
Sure. (Rob-MJNI) 2) How old are you?
(Rob-MJNI)
but... (Rob-MJNI) um...
(Rob-MJNI)
Amanda - have you got any quotes of me in your magic file? (Rob-MJNI) Or am I
so boring... (sob) (Rob-MJNI) Gulp. * TigerLily goes to look for her rob
quotes.....theyre located in the Boring Section :PP
*
Manifest fucks Rob
*
TigerLily jumps into the computer (TigerLily) ouch * TigerLily rubs her
nose (TigerLily) OBSERVATIONS: computer monitor is not permeable to human
heads * TigerLily puts a heal the world bandaid on her head
(stargirl)
can we have a water baloon fight!?!?!? (Rob-MJNI) No Jac. there'll be no fun
and games. it'll be shakespeare, shakespeare, shakespeare, like it or lump
it.
(MoonPrncs)
thou who makes me do math outside of schoo shalth be punished mercilessly...
SNAD lolol
(Rob-MJNI)
All the way from the USA.
(TigerLily)
i thought robin was a girl the first time he talked to me!! (Kath) It took us
a while too, Tigerlily
(Rob-MJNI)
touch themselves as in "grab my crotch hee hee hee"
(Cabana)
WEEEEEEEE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!! (Snad) and you would be WHO? (Snad)
lol (amdan) haha (amdan) that is such a sandy thing to say!
(LuvChild)
lol.. i just glued myself to the keyboard
(Snad)
movinf really does a job on MJ posters too
(KewiJac)
i fixed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(sandoz)
i personally don't think anyone will have enough guts to marry me
(ChibiUsa)
lololol i just spuit milk oput all oabvH!!!!!!!!!!
(Mijac)
Oh my God, Key hasn't been here for ages and we've begun quoting her floods.
It's a shite state of affairs
(Amdan)
lol brb guys (hyenagirl) lOlolOL! (hyenagirl) lolol
noooooooooo (hyenagirl) we need entertainment!! (hyenagirl)
STAY!!!!!!! (hyenagirl) lolol * LuvChild TWIDDLES HER THUMBS IN MANDS
ABSENCE
(Snad)
ernie is da dead fag muppet lol (hyenagirl) Ernie did NOT
die!!! (LuvChild) jac.. he got run over by a car or sumthin (hyenagirl) i
saw him on sesame street yesterday!!!!!!!! (Snad) den it musta been
rerun (hyenagirl) WHAT!)!?!?!?!
keeps going and going and going and going and going and
going and going...
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