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The Fabulous Freakish Quotes of The Foos & Gang.






(Rob_MJNI) ES is musically superior to HtW. Surely there can be no doubt in that?

(lolol..this quote is SO robin.)



(TigerLily) haha...i can imagine debbie..."here michael, take off all your clothes and put this robe on. the doctor will be in shortly"
(TigerLily) and den out goes nice nurse debbie....and den in comes BIKER DEBBIE!
( AT THIS point, bad to the bone music starts playing)
*** IWantMike is now known as NrsDebbie
(NrsDebbie) Michael! STRIP!!!!!!!
*** Jackie is now known as PtntMike
(NrsDebbie) lol!!!!!!!!!!
(PtntMike) but nurse...iim embarrassed too
(NrsDebbie) DO IT!!!!!!!!!
(PtntMike) theres a not in the bow of the robe
(DaveB) you guys are sick
(NrsDebbie) I am the nurse aint I!?!?!?
*** PtntMike is now known as narrator
(narrator) at this point,
(narrator) debbie steps up to michael and instead of nicely undoing the knot in a nursely manner, rips it out
*** narrator is now known as PtntMike
(PtntMike) ouch! debbie, you ripped up the doctors robe!
*** Carbo is now known as BillBray
(BillBray) Whoops sorry michael gotta go
(PtntMike) BILL!
(PtntMike) WHAT are you doing here?
(PtntMike) debbie is examining me!
(NrsDebbie) NO WAY BILL!
(PtntMike) nurse! get me a new robe!
* BillBray takes Michael by the arm and leads him to safety
(PtntMike) BILL CAN SEE ME NAKED!!
(PtntMike) help!
(PtntMike) BILL WAIT! i have to put on clothes before i leave the doctors office!
* BillBray iswearing very dark sunglasses
(PtntMike) WHAT will the media say?!
*** PtntMike is now known as narrator
(narrator) now at this point,
(narrator) the genius that is michael takes over
(narrator) michael asks the doctor for his spare doctor uniform
(narrator) he now has a perfect disguise to go out in public with



*** TurkeyBoy (~mandor@escape.com) has joined #mjfans



(raisin) michael Jackson is a fucking faggot and child malestor bitch by bitches
(TigerLily) and umm...youre a raisin.



(Jackson) Just call me Michael



(KewiJac) der was a MAJOR breakthrough last nite on #mjfans...
* KewiJac whitnessed it wit her very own two eyes
(KewiJac) Snad admited to being WRONG about something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(KewiJac) yes!
(KewiJac) she did!
(KewiJac) i saw it!
(KewiJac) i was there!



(TigerLily) im not a religious freak OR a nymphomaniac.



(Amdan) one person cant make love
(Amdan) its a we kinda thang



(JJsNasty1) lol i like wearing bras



(Amdan) hey guys
(Amdan) lets change our nicks to sexx, sexxx, sexxxx, sexxxxx, and sexxxxxx
(JJsNasty1) im game if yer game
*** UsagiChan is now known as sexxx
*** Amdan is now known as sexx
*** JJsNasty1 is now known as sexxxx
(sexx) no fair jac took the best
(sexx) xxx rating
*** thrUst is now known as SEX-
(sexxx) change it to sexxxxxx
(sexx) yeah its an x thang
*** SEX- is now known as sexxxxx



(cizsex) lol sex makes earth an interesting place to live



(jacsexxx) lol everytime i hear da word sex now im gonna think of this and when i lose my virginity im gonna be laffin so god damned hard cuz of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolol



(LuvChild) if u were a guy, would u pull down your pants, or just unzipper them to pee?



(sandoz) hey jac! what's a wench?
(KewiJac) like a midevil ho



#grace Hand in Hand in Hand in Hand!!!!
#grace topic set by TFFKASF on Fri Aug 08 18:47:24



(SailrMoon) lol smeeg my brain isa olympic sized pool
(amanda) jac are you saying your brain is filled with water or just that your brain is very big?
(SailrMoon) lolol smeeg im sayin i have too many god damned things swimming around in it!



(Keyyooo) *snif snif* I smell Cabbage being boiled; I'm gonna have corned beef & cabbage for lunch.



* odette loves you, soren.
(soren) *smile* manda.. we do remember the time ohh.

(?!?!???..lolol)




(Keyyooo) I can't NOT eat. I don't know why!



(Keyyooo) No... I should just eat until I'm full. not till I'm about to pop.



(KewiJac) my mom and her bf are endulging in meat right now *gag* *puke* *spew*



(Snad) Lau..stop bieng pasta queen



(Tuarus) cool!! you seem to be very intelligent for a 16 yo young lady
(odette) what does intelligent mean?



(TigerLily) haha...i like tinyfoo though
(MJfan) ok..so..forget tinyfoo
(MJfan) ok..
(MJfan) remember tinyfoo
(MJfan) LOL



(`DaveB`) today i went to Victoria's Secret and they had atleast 7 HUGE posters of Tyra Banks there in nice silk lingere. I almost died. they were HUGE, i want to hang them in my bedroom, lol



(QueenFoo) lol u were shit in japanese



* JJsNasty1 gets deep inside amanda



(RoachFoo) my firednd fell down a hill



* JJsNasty1 sticks his penis in amanda's ear
(gypsy`) it small enuff to go in smeegs ear!



Some other things that I like are Michael Jackson's original nose, Tito Jackson (tito tito tito tito tito tito, for you Jac), and Marlon Jackson. ---Tarleton Walmsley



(sandoz) i don't like the personal side of sears



(Foolino) my stomach contents r like.. sloshing around



(JJsNasty1) (Odette) be gone you smelly old man



* TygerLily feels bad and decides to treat rob to his own pet monkey
(TygerLily) ill even let you name it
(Rob-MJNI) lol
(Rob-MJNI) I name it...
(Rob-MJNI) um...
(Rob-MJNI) Monkey.



(JJsNasty1) i cant wait to have a kid! breast feeding is gonna rock!



* gypsy` almost always lols for real when she types lol
(Odette) then you have a seriousness deficiency, jac



(divinity) i do believe this world has gone a bit mental



* KewiJac flounces off into the distance



(KewiJac) hairy men r like... so gross



(LibyrnGrl) my knee feels like it's gonna fall off and stuff



(divinity) i'm not a foo . . i'm a poo



(SNaddy) whining about MJ not doing MORE dates in their countries or coming BACK to their contries AGAIN..like..HEL LO!!!!! could he come to the USA FIRST PLAESE before they start complaing about him going to THEIR countries for a SECOND/THIRD time
(SNaddy) fucking retards need to share him
(SNaddy) selfish pissants



(SNaddy) gimme something cool and entertaining and fun to look up on the net
(SNaddy) =)
(KewiJac) okay ummm
(KewiJac) zebras!



(Rachel_) ooooook then
(Rachel_) let me just get on a plane to england to buy the single
(Rachel_) oohyeah that will work out nicely



(KewiJac) oy me back is killin me
(KewiJac) i feel like a lil ol man lol



(KewiJac) do u know what hooked on phonics is?
(mjj-khali) no ?
(KewiJac) khalid, call 1-800-abcdefg sometime...
(mjj-khali) why 1-800-abcdfg :)



(mjj-khali) but i was looking for sara etten
(mjj-khali) know as mistank



(ruckyou) brb i gotta make surmy mom didnt fall asleep and burn her face along wit my grilled chesse



(LuvChild) im just gonna pee everywhere



(LuvChild) i cant contain myself... we r some damn funny peeps



(elfchick) lol an im drinking green kool aid out of a green straw and i added a green pixi stik to it and my shit was green earlier from the green icecream and maybe my urine will be green now too cuz of the green kool aid
(Gelsey) jac id add that to a quote but its just too revolting to put in with the rest of the poor things...so, sorry to say, it doesnt make the cut



(LuvChild) you talkin to me? you lookin at me?



(KewiJac) awwww;p;p'[';p;
(KewiJac) ;luvky goypixi dust in hrt eyrd
(KewiJac) ahhhhhhh
(LuvChild) excuse me?
(KewiJac) i vsny tupe cuz of lucky
(KewiJac) camt type
(KewiJac) lucky is ion my wayu
(LuvChild) o your cat is on yer lap
(LuvChild) and u cant type
(KewiJac) lol!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH



(Gelsey) rl as in real life?
(Gelsey) lol
(Gelsey) uhhh
(Gelsey) you mean
(Gelsey) this isnt real life?
(Gelsey) by george...now here i was thinking i was really a textual being...in nickname form...damn..you mean ive got a human body on this planet somewhere?! and..im in it?! holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(LuvChild) jac go look at yer green pee



(LuvChild) could someone please unravel jac from my ankels?








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